Are any of your friends tired of those ego bruising splats and face plants?
This snowsnake is for you as both a trophy and good luck charm. Take it home and bond with it.
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Great hats with the cute little logo |
Please enjoy this fine chocolate replica of our baby snowsnakes. After you hear our side of the story, we hope you realize we're actually up on the mountain helping to make it safer for you skiers and boarders, (our friends). Just to set the story straight we're not the cause of your wipe outs, face plants and yard sales. Its not us that steal away with your candy and snacks when you've fallen and your gear is strewn all over the slope. (YARD SALE) Its those dastardly mogul mice. They love sweets 'n snacks and will trip you every chance they get. That's why we're up there day and night working with the ski patrol and snow-groomers to help rid the slopes of dangerous obstacles. We specialize in the furry ones.Think about it! Everyone knows snakes eat mice. Well...snowsnakes, don't really eat those mogul mice but the mice think we do. We really have a ball chasing them off the hill. SO..DIG THE FINE CHOCOLATE! ..and here's to a great day on the hill. We're glad you're here and thanks for visiting! Your buddies,
The Telluride Snowsnakes |
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