| In the rough,the weeds, the sand, everywhere but the short grass. We arrived from the old country (Scotland) with the greens keepers to help them with rodent control. You gophers (or as you like to call yourselves) golfers, keep blaming us for stealing your eggs (or as you like to call them) golf balls. Well the fact is we do find them kind of tasty. Especially the expensive ones. So if you keep hitting them into our territory.. DON'T BLAME US!
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Maybe... if you were to purchase some of that fine Ruffsnake apparel or accessories you'll be reminded that every time you hit your "ball", we'll be watching! So c'mon gofers 'er golfers, let us and our Ruffsnake help you play the short grass, where golf is fun and we DON'T live. On the other hand, if you keep hitting that free food right into our territory.. OH WELL!!..Hey no hard feelings, we're glad you're here! And..
THANKS FOR THE EGGS!
The Ruffsnakes |
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